i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect
Okay can I talk about my binder for a sec?
I’m a 34D, so all binders are awkward for me. Small band, large cup. So I never get quite flat, but some lumpy monstrosity with underboob poking out. But this one gets me the closest to flat while being the most comfortable binder I own.
And it looks like a tanktop!! And it was $10!!
It’s got stretchy bits on one side, and a line of bra-like clasps on the other that you can adjust to three different sizes, again like a bra. I didn’t overheat or even really sweat even when wearing it under a shirt in early summer pre-storm humidity. And once you get yourself situated just right, you can’t tell the tank is actually a binder.
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10 DOLLARIDOOS FOR ALL THE BABIES
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED.
I HAVE ONE OF THESE!
It is seriously the most amazing binder I have ever had.
I may try this. I feel so much more like a human being when my boobs are squished. I have switched exclusively to sports bras, the squishier the better.
I can attest to this binder being comfortable and awesome, because I have one of them, myself. In fact, it’s even the binder I wore for our Smut Peddler story! :O So meta.
that’s the spirit
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.
THATS THE SPIRIT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT.
That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen
|Makoto:||You remember Kisumi, right?|
He had been waiting all week for this moment, the moment when he could give Coach Tachibana his love note. Hayato had written it at the beginning of the week but he had to wait to give it to Coach Tachibana because nii-chan had to take him. Now that he was at Iwatobi High he was rethinking his decision for the millionth this week. His note was mushy and embarrassing and what if Coach Tachibana didn’t return his feelings? Hayato began to silently freak out his face red as he began to think about all the possibilities. Kisumi stared down at him and laughed to himself his brother was so cute sometimes.
What if Makoto was going to surprise Haru on their 5th anniversary of dating by purposing to him right at midnight so he decides to drive over to Haru’s without him knowing. As he’s driving over Haru is having trouble sleeping so he decided to text Makoto until he falls asleep and as Makoto goes to reply to his text as he’s driving he gets into a fatal car accident. The next day the police deliver the news to Haru along with the engagement ring.